I've would never call you stupid, you idiot
Do gynecologists get to take thier work home with them sometimes?
Tommorow, today will be yesterday
Today, tommorow will be yesterday
If you jogged backward, would you gain weight?
Borrow money from pessimists, they don't expect it back anyways.
Minds are like parachutes. They work best when open.
I wonder if you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
It's no accident that stressed spelled backwards is desserts.
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