I competed in the Glendale Knitting Championship!
and youre not Chloë Sevigny
Nobody wants to be Miss. Idaho
Everybody's got the right to 15 minutes of glory. Yours is over.
i'm easily distrac--Ohh, shiny . . .
Girls are more fun to hug than trees
Its hug a person wearing this shirt day!
Stop hugging trees and hug me!