i regret not telling you to STFU
Maybe I love maths, but I love you more.
i make this tee look sexy
I wear shirts because they make me.
Don’t ever buy me one of those silly shirts with a slogan.
Home is in the left side of my chest.
The best plastic fruit should really be bought in season.
The chicken crossed the road to escape the lazy brown fox.
I don't have six packs but at least I wear cool tees.