The only reason why this shirt is funny is because I'm wearing it
I hope this shirt makes you laugh!
Reaching the point of no return usually means no refunds.
I am far too round to be square.
Brunettes are stupid, too.
Everyone's new favorite band is Owl City.
Smelly people think B.O. stands for beautifully orgasmic.
Owl City is the new black.
If what comes around, goes around, it will get you in the end.