Tommorow, today will be yesterday
Today, tommorow will be yesterday
If you jogged backward, would you gain weight?
Borrow money from pessimists, they don't expect it back anyways.
Minds are like parachutes. They work best when open.
I wonder if you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
It's no accident that stressed spelled backwards is desserts.
Why doesn't Jesus eat M and M's? Cos they fall through his hands.
I like kids. But I think I couldn't eat a whole one.
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